Toad Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it.

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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