What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Amphibian Jokes More Amphibian Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.