What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Amphibian Jokes More Amphibian Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.