What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)