What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)