What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

English Jokes More English Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!