What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.