What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

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