What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!