What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame