What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus