What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...