What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...