Dinosaur Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot?

A carniv-whore.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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