Shoot Star Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!