How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."