Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.