Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.