Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!