Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is H2O4?

Drinking

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan