I told her that drinks were on the house
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
Hard eh.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Biden
In the punch line
Anyone he could dig up.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because it's soda pressing
