How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.