What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(