Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi