Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.