You have to chew before you swallow!
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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
A chewing gum you pervert
Cancer :)
Because they chew balls.
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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys !
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Chews!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
Collect unemployment insurance!
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Alda time you knew who it was !
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
TURNUP!
A chew-chew train!
A chew-chew train.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
It was a jail-bird !
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
