You have to chew before you swallow!
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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
A chewing gum you pervert
Cancer :)
Because they chew balls.
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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys !
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Chews!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
A MUGshot.
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
A hand grenade.
Becker the devil you know !
Look at her beaver.
Udder destruction
Windows 10.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
I've been through a lot.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Because his parents are vegetables.
The one in the wheelchair.