You have to chew before you swallow!
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BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
The wheelchair
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
I chews you
Cancer
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
A chewing gum you pervert
Cancer :)
Because they chew balls.
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Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Bumble gum.
Cause I stepped on it.
Because they're wrigleys !
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Cancer...
Hubble Bubble
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Chews!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Justin Beaver
It goes chew, chew
Cells are found inside plants.
A telephono lens.
A: Swallow the leader.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
So you can tell it apart from urine
Tell him he's a duck.
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Hire a hitman
A tard time
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Abominable.
A: Make sure one is a match!
The train got windows
It was from all the cross-training...
Because it was a sewer side mission!
through the cell wall.