How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.