Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea