Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.