Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea