What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.