What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.