What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer