What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.