What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays