What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays