What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.