What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas