Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon