Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.