Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen