Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Ramendon