Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.