Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.