Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu