How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff