How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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Are you vegan?

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.