Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.