Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny