Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.