Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!