Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce