Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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They're big enough to run around in.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce