What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet