What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce