What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.