Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.