Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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The elephant remembers.

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed