Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!