Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.