Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.