What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.