What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF