What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!