What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.