What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds