What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.