What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)