What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift