Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.