Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.