Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.