Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.