Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "