Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!