Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!