Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.