How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.