What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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When are minorities not minorities?

When you look at crime statistics.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!