Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

Howdo Jokes More Howdo Jokes

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.