When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"