Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus