Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.