What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.