What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!